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“I’VE NEVER GONE TO BED WITH AN UGLY CHICK.
BUT I’VE WOKEN UP WITH A FEW.”
‘’ONE TIME WE SAW SOME HOOKERS, BUT WHEN WE GOT CLOSER
WE REALIZED IT WAS MOTLEY CRUE’’